Top 15 deadly dialogues of Chennai Express that can drive you to despair

Let me start with the Genre of the
movie 'Chennai Express' !

Its an action-comedy film where few
of Car Blows and little action are
interesting to watch out, but there are
not so much of actions here as
expected by Rohit Shetty. But the
direction of Rohit Shetty is another thing to be noted here and i.e Comedy
stuff.

Sorry SRK fans, but his comedy keeps
showing that the role of DDLJ no more
fits on him. And successful Deepika
Padukone is undoubtedly the best
things in 'Chennai Express' and her
role seems more appealing even than of SRK.

Below are some new and old punches
of movie, checkout and decide yourself
its genre. And those who have seen
the paid premier of the flick, comment
the punch you liked or hated most:

1. Logo ki train miss hoti hai, aap logo ke chakkar mein mera platform miss
ho gaya.

2. Deepika: Jab bhi main apne abba ke saamne tumhe dekhti, tum mundi
hilana. Shah Rukh: Kya hilana? ( The
Hindi version here hints at a double
meaning).

3. Hum logo jahan se khadi hoti, station wahi se shuru hoti.

4. Don't worry, bhaagne mein mera bahut experience hai.

5. Wo sab mujse impress the, par main depress tha, mind mein stress tha, par
jahan mein tha wahan ka maahol
bahut dangerous tha.

6. Myself Shamsher Singh from Punjab. Which part? Areee, whole body.

7. Tum kar sakte ho ye? Nai na? kiuki beech mein tere ye MRF ke tyres aate
hain? (Shah Rukh performs a stunt and
asks a fat goon to do the same. Before
the goon even reacts, Shah Rukh
laughs at him and compares his
paunch and flab on his body with MRF tyres.)

8. Muje chhor do tumhe Singham ki kasam.

9. Deepika: Gaadi kharaab ho gayi hai kya? Shah Rukh: Nahi. Deepika: Ye
gaadi se dhuaan kiu fir? Shah Rukh:
Gaadi cigarette pee rahi hai.

10. Shah Rukh: Meri dictionary mein impossible ka shabd hi nahi hai.
Deepika: Kahan se kharidi itni
bokwaas dictionary?

11. Don't underestimate the power of a common man. (Shah Rukh repeats
this dialogue so often that you will
end up hating this sentence.)

12. Doodh ka jala 'Bernol' bhi fuk fuk ke lagata hai. (Spoiling the original
proverb Once bitten, twice shy, Shah
Rukh speaks, one who is hurt applies
the antiseptic cream Burnol even
carefully.)

13. Mujpe ek film ban ni chaiye - "Haste Haste Lag Gaye Raste".
(Embroiled in an unfortunate
situation, Shah Rukh loses his cool and
utters that someone should make a
film on him titled "Haste Haste Lag
Gaye Raste"). Aargh!

14. Deepika: Bina amma abba ke (tumne) 50 saal nikaal diye. Shah
Rukh: Pathetic maasi joke; This is a
single screen humour. (When Shah
Rukh tells Deepika that his mom and
dad died when he was 8 years old,
Deepika, in order to lighten the shade of the conversation, expresses wonder
that how he has been living for 50
years without his parents. Miffed that
Deepika found him 50, Shah Rukh
replies, it is a joke for the masses; a
single screen humour.)

15. Tu Don ki beti nahi Donkey ki beti hai.